Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
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