AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
Randomize
