they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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