I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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