your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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