David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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