Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
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