brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
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