The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
My vagina just clenched in fear
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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