quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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