I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
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