You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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