fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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