38 yer olds are good kisserssss
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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