btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
The adults are the big ones right?
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
I forget how to act sober
Randomize
