Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Randomize
