As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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