can we get nightvision for the apartment?
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
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