i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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