Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Acid is not a monday night drug
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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