Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
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