I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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