So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Ambien. No doubt about it.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
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