Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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