The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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