batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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