I just made out with a guy for $7.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
he had hair everywhere except his balls
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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