I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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