Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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