Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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