What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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