Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
it wasn't lemon gatorade
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
Randomize
