you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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