My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
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