yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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