I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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