Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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