Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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