I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
Randomize