I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Randomize
