I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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