I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
