I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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