I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
