Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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