Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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