i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
