porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
she pinky promised me she was 18
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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