So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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