she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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