Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
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