He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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