New low: just hacked my moms facebook
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
