the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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