I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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