hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
When are your genitals available?
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
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